Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
kristin has been a bad kristin
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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