Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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