YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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