Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
