Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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