I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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