He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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