Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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