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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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