All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
