You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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