You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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