I seem to have left my pride at pride
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
