I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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