we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Fuck appropriateness.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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