i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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