Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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