I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
