she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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