Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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