So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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