this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
4 words: hood of his car
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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