Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
