Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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