our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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