Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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