Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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