K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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