My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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