you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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