i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I touched a dick in church today
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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