My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Houston, we have a blender
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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