Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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