It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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