I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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