508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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