I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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