Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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