I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You ate ashes out of my bong
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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