"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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