I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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