Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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