Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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