Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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