I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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