we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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