i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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