he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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