I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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