jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
The ass gains better be worth it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
