summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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