Its about making memories worth repressing
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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